Dumb Blondes Jokes |
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| By Carlos Mancia |
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| Those stupid blonde jokes are from ´the book 100% Blonde Jokes܂ Check it out now for
100s of dumbest blonde jokes܂ There was a blonde‚ a brunette‚ and a redhead standing on ´the beach܂ They had decided ´the previous evening whilst in ´the pub ´to ´try and swim ´the English channel܂ After some discussion‚ ´they decided ´the quickest way would be ´to do ´the breast stroke‚ so off ´they set܂ One day later ´the redhead reached ´the French coast܂ Having lost sight of ´the other ´two swimmers just off ´the English coast she decided ´that ´they couldn´t be far behind so sat on ´the beach looking out ´to sea waiting for ´the other ´two܂ After a cold night of waiting‚ ´the brunette finally came into sight܂ "What ´took you so long?" inquired ´the redhead܂ "There were some strong currents out there! But I´m here now! Am I ´the last?" replied ´the brunette܂ "No܂ Blondie is still out ´there somewhere܂" They decided ´to wait܂ Day after day ´the ´two swimmers sat on ´the beach until on ´the 5th day Blondie came into view܂ Once on dry land ´the brunette asked ´the blonde "What ´took you so long?" "What do you expect? You guy´s cheated‚ replied ´the indignant blonde‚ "You used your hands!" A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her‚ so she goes out and buys a gun܂ She goes ´to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough‚ she opens ´the door and finds him in ´the arms of a redhead܂ Well‚ ´the blonde is angry‚ she opens her purse ´to take out ´the gun but as she does so‚ she is overcome with grief܂ She ´takes ´the gun and puts it ´to her head܂ The boyfriend yells "No‚ honey‚ don´t do it܂" The blonde replies "Shut up‚ you´re next܂" A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly ´true and false questions܂ She ´takes her seat in ´the examination hall‚ stares at ´the question paper for five minutes‚ and ´then in a fit of inspiration ´takes her purse out‚ removes a coin and starts ´tossing ´the coin and marking ´the answer sheet: ´true for heads and false for ´tails܂ Within ´thirty minutes she is all done‚ whereas ´the rest of ´the class is still working furiously܂ During ´the last few minutes‚ she is seen desperately ´throwing ´the coin‚ swearing and sweating܂ The moderator‚ alarmed‚ approaches her and asks what is happening܂ "I finished ´the exam in a half hour‚" she replies܂ "Now I´m rechecking my answers܂" Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel܂ The first one said‚ "I hear sirens܂ Jump!" The second one said‚ "But we´re on ´the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back‚ "This is no ´time to be superstitious܂" A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight ´to ´the mailbox܂ She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into ´the house܂ A little later she came out of her house again‚ went ´to ´the mailbox and again opened it‚ and slammed it shut again܂ Angrily‚ back into ´the house she went܂ As ´the man was getting ready ´to edge ´the lawn‚ she came out again‚ marched to ´the mailbox‚ opened it and ´then slammed it closed harder than ever܂ Puzzled by her actions ´the man asked her‚ "Is something wrong?" To which she replied‚ "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying‚ "You´ve got mail! |
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