Mean Blonde Jokes

By Glen Madell

The blonde jokes below are from the book 100% Blonde Jokes. Check it out now for 100s of mean blonde jokes.

Blind Man A blind man enters a lady´s bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, 'Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?' The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, 'Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that The bartender is a blonde woman. The bouncer is a blonde woman. The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler. I´m a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Do you still want to tell that joke?' 'Nah,' says the man. 'Not if I´m gonna have to explain it FIVE times.'

She Was Soooo Blonde... - She thought a quarterback was a refund. - She thought General Motors was in the army. - She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. - She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. - At the bottom of an application where it says ´Sign here:´ she wrote ´Sagittarius.´ - She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She Was Soooo Blonde... - She sent a fax with a stamp on it. - Under ´education´ on her job application, she put ´Hooked On Phonics.´ - She tripped over a cordless phone. - She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ´Concentrate.´ - She told me to meet her at the corner of ´WALK´ and ´DON´T WALK.´ - She tried to put M&M´s in alphabetical order.

Look at the Dog Two blondes are walking down the road, when one says, 'Look at that dog with one eye!' The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, 'Where?'

Parachute Jumping On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, 'How am I supposed to know when I´m at 300 feet?' 'That´s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.' After pondering his answer, she asked, 'What happens if there´s no one there I know?

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