The Best Short Mexican Jokes

By George Marlony

Q: How can you tell a Mexican woman is on her period? A: She´s only wearing one sock.

Q: How can you tell a Mexican cock sucker? A: He´s the one spitting feathers.

Q: What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? A: Baked beans.

Q: When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? A: His lawn mower.

Q: Why is there so little great Mexican literature? A: Spray paint wasn´t invented until 1950.

Q: Why is the average age of the Mexican army, 40? A: Because they take ´em right out of high school!

Q: Whats the definition of a Mexican Slut? A: Frito Lay.

Q: Why are there no Mexican pharmacies? A: They can´t figure out how to put the little bottles in the typewriter.

Q: What do you call a Mexican queer? A: A senor eater.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.

Q: What do you call a Mexican picking cotton? A: A niggers job.

Q: What did the Mexican do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.

Q: Why can´t Mexicans become Doctors? A: It´s too hard to spray paint prescriptions.

Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn´t figure out how to flush the pool.

Q: How many Mexican men does it take to do the washing up? A: None it´s women´s work!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.

Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise!

Q: Why do Mexicans make great astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.

Q: What do a Mexican and an Oreo have in common? A: They are both black and white and come in packs of 40.

Q: How does every Mexican joke start? A: The teller looks over both his shoulders.

Q: What do you call a Taco with a food stamp inside it? A: A Mexican fortune cookie.

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