Kris Kringle A.K.A. Santa Clause

By Ellie Evergreen

Kris Kringle, a.k.a. Santa Clause. Who is this fat man in the red suit? Why is he at all times so happy? What precisely is he Ho-Ho-Ho-ing with regards to day in and day out? I have noticed that there are a great deal of humans writing a letter to Santa around this time of year. Someone has even asked me whether or not I have written my Santa letter. Why is every one so mesmerized by this fellow in the red suit? Is he a great deal of sort of cult leader? Has he hypnotized all my friends? I have decisive to do a bit of exploration and break this fellow down. I want to see whether or not I may figure out whom he actually is and what the fuss is all about.

He looks harmless sufficient. He is wearing a red suit with fur and huge black boots. There is a thing amusing with regards to that hat also. Check out the size of his belt. I haven’t seen a belt that broad from that time of the seventies. I will initiate with the boots. They look like the sort of boots the nazi employed to wear. He doesn’t march in them so I assume this is a coincidence. Red pants and a red coat. Could he be a fellow member of his majesty´s continental colonial army? Well, since they were disbanded by a bunch of American farmers and freedom fighters, I ought to assume he is not. Maybe he lives where it’s very cold and he likes the color red. That could be it.

My exploration reveals that Santa Clause lives at the North Pole so I was right with regards to the coat. I booked the last flight out to the North Pole and found this guy´s hide out. At firstborn, I thought he had captured a bunch of children and was making them work in a great deal of kind of evil factory, possibly building bombs but upon closer inspection, it’s just a bunch of midgets and dwarfs. It looks like they’re making bombs all right. They are making bombs that are cleverly masked as toys. What a sick, twisted, evil plot.

I have just figured out that these aren’t midgets and dwarves after all. I snuck up on one and hit him over the head. I dragged him to my camp and tied him up to interrogate him. He told me he was an elf, gave me his name, his rank, and his serial number, and then just vanished into thin air. There are three possiblenesses here. I am below the influence of a great deal of sort of hallucination drug. I have a serious case of jetlag. He is actually an elf and elves may disappear, I guess. I believe it’s the third option due to his pointed ears, and his pointy shoes. He has to be either an elf, or a Vulcan. Vulcan´s don´t subsist so..., he´s an elf.

This Santa Clause guy wears a red suit, lives at the North Pole, has a bunch of elves, and he builds toys. I have similarly just ran into that he talks to animals. He was talking to what seemed to be a reindeer with an actual glossy nose. That is very distrustful. I will prevent an eye on that.

Today is December 24 and there’s a great deal of action going on at the North Pole. While attempting to uncover just who this guy named Santa Clause actually is I have figured out a great deal of very interesting facts. He gets a great deal of mail. Most of his mail comes from children. I watched him through a window where he was sitting in his study by a nice snug fire, eating cookies and checking a great deal of sort of list. Meanwhile, those elves are filling a bunch of sacks with toys and loading them up on a giant sleigh of a great deal of kind. If my suspicions are rectify, he is going to take those toys to a warehouse. It is more than likely a front for a great deal of illegal government swindle. He will trade the toys without paying taxes using kidnapped elves for slave labor. I have to get on that sleigh someways. It are going to be tricky but I have to try.

I dressed myself up in a Raggedy Andy suit and waited in a corner until the elves shoved me into a sack and put me on the sleigh. This guy named Santa Clause is going from house to house and putting the toys below a tree. He is giving away the toys and all he gets is a great deal of milk and cookies. I guess this guy is okay after all. I jumped out of the sleigh in my neighborhood. I have to hurry inside. I want to write a letter to Santa Clause so I may get my present next year too!

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